While I firmly acknowledge you skills and prowess in keeping the insects at bay, I'm just not sure how I feel sharing my boudoir with you.
Surely 1 Gordon per bedroom is quite satisfactory. I am also unsure that I could continue to co habit with you if you dropped from the ceiling onto my face in the middle of my slumber. You are infact, possibly the largest gecko I have ever seen, which is a testament to your obvious skill at what you do. You may remain as long as you do not hover over my bed between the hours of 10pm and 6am daily. If you fail the comply with these tenancy conditions you will be forcibly removed. By the other Gordon, who is by the way much bigger than you, that is not a threat just merely a statement of your creational position.
I look forward to a long and respectful relationship,
Yours sincerely, Jacqueline
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