A whole scotch meter

Now I understand it's coming up to Christmas and people go a bit nutty for crazy gifts, and gimmicky things but really? A whole metric 100cm of scotch finger biscuit? I don't think I have ever seen anything so silly! And at 10 dollars a pop no one will be receiving a meter of scotch finger from me. Unless I buy a 99c packet and tape them all together.
I like scotch fingers, they are a very social biscuit to have in the cupboard or the plain biscuit tin( my grandma used to keep fancy biscuits and plain ones separated in different tins) the scotch finger knew its place. It's not really a gift giving biscuit now is it? A set up from a Nice but way down there from almond biscotti. Now a meter of almond biscotti... That's more like it.