Accidents

Seb: mum but what if I accidentally said poo, like I was saying i like Elliot but then I hiccuped and said I like ellipoo?
Me: that doesn't sound too accidental to me
Seb: but if I hiccup?
Me: I think you had it on your mind anyway you say poo any chance you can get, it's no accident, but a conscious decision to say poo as much as you can and get away with it.
Seb: oh.