WHAT... Did you just say your new love is blue.
Um yes I did.
Here it is.
I am the proud owner of a new iPhone. Now my love for this gadget has sent me head over heels, so much so that when I picked sebastian up from school on Thursday afternoon we got to the car and realized we had left his school bag in his classroom. Really, that child should be more responsible.
It certainly wasn't my fault.
Insert scene of crazed woman shouting " siri remind me at8 am tomorrow it's dress red for Daniel day"
No not headless for spaniels day
Change that
Dress red for Daniel day at eight am.
What how could you not understand that...
Oh ambient noise, I see
Excuse me could you all be quiet. I am trying to talk to my phone.
puzzled looking child - do you mean on your phone
no I mean to my phone, it really understands me it gets me on a metaphysical level.
Um sebastian where is you school bag?
Mum you left it back in the classroom when you were talking to your phone
"Siri remind me to pick up Sebastian's bag when I am at school, Siri also remind me not to be a techno fool "
This may or may not have happened...I'm just saying.
Love you siri.
Disclaimer. The above mentioned person may or may not be related to Gary of the famous dragon dictation software. Genetics are entirely to blame for the above lunacy.
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